{"product_id":"dark-humor-shoulder-bag-cereal-killer-83876","title":"Dark humor shoulder bag, cereal killer canvas satchel, alt goth streetwear purse, spooky skeleton crossbody, funny baddie gift idea","description":"\u003cp\u003e💀 Sweet, spooky, and a little unhinged — this satchel features a skull swimming in cereal and the iconic “Cereal Killer” caption. Perfect for horror fans, goth girls with a sense of humor, or anyone who loves edgy accessories with bold personality. 🥣👻✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Made from high-grade waterproof canvas which is both durable and water-resistant. This is a TEXTURED rigid material.\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 Two interior pockets for small items, with one being a zipped pocket.\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 Removable and adjustable shoulder strap. (adjusts from 112-124cm \/ 44-49 inches).\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 The shoulder strap of the bag is brown pu leather.\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 Dimensions: 10.8\" (27.4cm) ((L) x 4.13\" (10.5cm) (W) x 7.87\" (20cm) (H)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING INFO\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Once your payment sparkles through, we send your order to our production team! 💖\u003cbr\u003e\n💜 These satchels are like little works of art, so it usually takes 2-3 business days for our magical production partners to print and ship them out. 🎨✨\u003cbr\u003e\n💜It's true they take a bit longer to arrive, but trust us, the wait is totally worth it for the amazing quality! 💜Our fantastic production partners in Asia work their special charm to bring these custom-designed items to life. 🌏🌟\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot questions? Want something personalized? Just holler at us! ✨📣\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Modern Shock","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47987247677665,"sku":"D7031201","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0535\/1499\/3828\/files\/il_fullxfull.8014473154_ezx0.jpg?v=1779206258","url":"https:\/\/www.modernshock.com\/products\/dark-humor-shoulder-bag-cereal-killer-83876","provider":"Modern Shock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}